color shoes

Bijou wore a blue shoe and a white shoe, one Nike, the other Adidas, to his Monday History 121.01 class because he wanted the Nigerian girl who sat in the front row to notice him. That Monday the Nigerian girl was not in class, but many people complimented him on his shoes. Bijou concluded that…

cable wire

a cable wire swings like a stiff rib before the red building the brown leafless trees the cold horizontal rain and the headlights reflected on Ocean Parkway is it a blemish

This Post is Worth a Thousand Cats

Not really. Cats are worth a thousand posts. Or worth a million hats. Off and on they are worth ten billion blankets. Too many times they are counted one short of two million dinners with friends. Have you ever estimated two cats worth two dogs when it is rather that two dogs are not even…

Heartless Order?

AS it was, he didn’t have enough to handle, as it was. Then, so it goes, his father died. He told everyone, as it is, I don’t have enough to deal with, why did this happen to me. For a few years, he talked about his father dying as if it were him. That is,…

Anything Goes

Untuckered Wild Fresh Entertainment came up with an idea for a story about a volleyball team that doesn’t have a volleyball so they use a pumpkin. They also came up with an idea for a story about a nuclear missile so powerful that it breaks the moon in two and reveals the chewy nougat in…

Brooklyn Taxi Crash!

Curt and Paula are side by side in their 2016 Toyota Corolla: Curt driving, Paula communicating to her mother using her Iphone 6 as a walkie-talkie to carefully coordinate keeping Mom’s car’s nose (owner named Bernadette) on Curt’s car’s ass. Curt is nervous, but his hair is curated, his sweater free of fuzzies, his collar crisp and…