Life’s a punch in the jaw. I want to…

…die. I will do it ironically, as I did this morning. I roller bladed from 149th St to 28th St and back this morning, and hardly felt any strain. Am I in good shape? Hardly. Cursed with a overactive metabolism? More likely. I bet there are people out there who run, bike, blade, skate, etc,…

Tips for Skinny Men.

Ha! I’ve been doing some research to see if I could find stores that have clothes that fit me. And the tips are like this: 1) No slim fitting shirts. 2) Blazers with shoulder padding. 3) Short jacket. 4) Flat front pants. 5) Turtle necks, and crewnecks. All of these things are expressly meant to…

A thought about Fate.

When Fate wants something to happen other than my impulse, sometimes it works like this: I privately feel so strongly about something, that I make a decision to change. The last time it was to quit thinking about dating. I come home determined to make this change, when suddenly, something outside of me occurs that…