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One, Two, Tempered Flute

October 31st, 2011 No comments

There was Faith, picking some flowers, minding her own business, wondering why she wasn’t at work, when a wind came by her and called her name.  She looked around, wondered if the clouds, or the grounds, or the better-than-normal-God-given good natures of her and her ancestors were the culprit.  No one answered but the wind.  The wind, the wind, that is all that it is.  Calling your name or not, it is the wind, and there it is.

Why in the world, with songs stuck in her head, would she then think that the next time she wondered, she would wonder about love.  That is a topic that is not of her natures.  Oh, oh, oh, no.  Not of the nature of the beast, nor the man, nor the woman that makes he and she not of God.

So much is God spoken of in her reverie that the flowers drop from her hand, and Faith ponders the great thoughts of her time.

The stomach, you know, why is it so resilient?  If time were a sieve, would we know how to spend it?  Love, is it a savior, or a way to save on dinner? 

Faith, her eyes, were they golden, would they pass and wait upon my silhouette?  You know, as I patiently strolled across whatever reason on Earth we are on it. 

Ti-Tr

October 27th, 2011 No comments

When we first met
You were kind

When next we met
I saw your mind

The third time then
I tripped and fell

The fourth time…I…
I knew you well
(is that my best?)

Then there came
A brief dead pause

As I waited
On your next word

And what a loss
It would have been

To lose you then
Oh what a sin

Someone said
Kiss him please

So then…ahem…

Now time has passed
And I can say

I am happy

Because we share

Such a

Such a

Forever thing

Even if

You know

Your patience

Says

Whoa boy

And

That

Everything

Goes goes goes

But why not

Chase it

I’ll be present for it

(chasing sounds present and narrator catches up sure)

K.

October 25th, 2011 No comments

Sleep

Dream

She moves
So slowly

I wake

I want
 
Her

Again

This Should Be Interesting — Faith Vs. Who?

October 25th, 2011 No comments

Faith and I are standing outside a giant aviary.  The room behind us is empty.  When I turn around, all I see is a graduated grey infinity.  Faith stands beside me, her straight light brown hair as still as earth from space.  Inside the aviary is a woman leaping around, chirping, yelling, and clawing at the trees and leaves that make up her home.  She stares at Faith every once in a while, opens her mouth as if to ask a question, and then goes back to her wild antics.  I keep wondering why.  Faith is a monument of tranquility, though her golden eyes are tense, as if she were trying to pry open sight itself.

I look down at the placard that describes the animal we are watching, and it says:  “You will have to decide what this is within 30 days, or you forfeit your life.”

I am getting tired of these no-where-land locations, but I am not tired of Faith.  She looks at me and says, “More real than me, huh?”

Have you ever had gold eyes puncture you?  It has taken me years to keep from breaking the connection once locked into it.  I highly recommend that you carry marshmallows with you if you are subjected to it on a semi-regular basis (for $150 an hour I can make it happen).  They cushion the fall of your pupils into the back of your head.  You put them in your mouth ten at a time, you swallow without chewing, suck them back up through your sinuses, and then massage the marshmallows up behind your eyes.  Your eyeballs fall out, but you catch them and put them in an airtight plastic container.  Your pupils should be stuck to the marshmallows, and now that they protrude from your eye sockets, Faith will think that you are looking at her.

Preoccupied with my instructions, I miss that Faith and the woman have crept closer to one another.  They stare at each other almost nose to nose now.  I inch closer so that my left cheek is up against Faith’s left cheek and my nose is against the glass. 

Faith mumbles:  “Who do you think you are?”

The bird-woman carves a wicked smile across her face.  Her eyes shine.  And I mean SHINE. 

Faith says, “You are what I would call an–” but I interrupt her.

“Faith, I know this woman.  I opened her cage.  She ran away from the open door.  She smiled at me.  The cage got larger.  I went in.  She said that the cage was my illusion, not hers.  I said that I loved her, that I wanted her to come with me, but as I moved to return to the entrance of the cage, she stood still.  I tried to coax her with sweet words.  She laughed.  I tried holding her, petting her, and tickling her.  Nothing.  I told her that I would leave the door open, and she told me again that the door was mine, not hers.  Nothing more.  I came back here.  You came some time after that.  Now, with my cheek against yours, I ask you to refrain from attacking this magnificent woman.”

Faith opens her mouth, and sucks the glass into it.  She swallows.  Blood spills from her ears.  The bird-woman is laughing.  I am sitting at a desk making one woman an animal, and another insane.  Both of them are, in reality, exceptionally profound, intelligent, and beautiful.  Neither would approve of being portrayed this way.

The ultimate trick to this game called man-hood is to find the most exceptional women in the world and get her to love you.  That is why I write about bleeding ears and birdcages.  You have to be creative to get the best.  Even if you have to pit them against each other.

Faith Wanders Upwards of $12 million

October 23rd, 2011 No comments

“Let alone, let alone, let alone, let me remember, let alone.”

Faith is playing with a jump-rope.  Or is she hopping it?  Is it the name of a game? 

“Robert…”

The hardest thing in life is taking care of yourself. 

“How do you do it Faith?”

Faith doesn’t exactly stare from her rope field.  Why don’t we ever talk about how cool the blur is? Are we afraid?

The mailman comes up to Faith and puts our mail in her mouth.  She continues skipping rope.  Popping hop.  The game of subsistence begins with the news you receive. 

She says, “spending,” and the mail falls to the ground.

I wonder why my feet are so cold.  It is summer, but nothing feels right.  That is, nothing below my knees. 

“The hardest thing in life is taking care of yourself.  There is rarely a greater feeling in the morning than, after having run yourself into the ground for days and days, being well rested and peppy.  And who does that for you but you?”

Faith wonders if that is peppy like pepper. 

“You can handle anything like that,” I say.  “Anything.”

Faith bores of her rope, and looks away from me.  She thinks something.  She sighs.  She turns.

“Someday I will be free. Someday I will seek.”

…let alone, let alone, let alone…

Faith can go eat herself happy for all I care.

Long Live the Car Sit

October 21st, 2011 No comments

Faith and I sit in a car and look out into the future.  Or, perhaps, technically, if you look at things that way, we look out into oblivion.  If I decided to extend the list, it might be perhaps infinity, but I won’t because technically extension is neither significant nor exciting.  Faith is eating a hamburger, and I am loading a gun with cotton candy.

“Why do you put sugar in your weapons?” asks Faith dubiously.

“Why are you described as asking a question dubiously?” I ask faithfully.

Faith and I are in somewhat of a bind.  You see, she holds this strange place in my heart, meditation notwithstanding.  Now I think she must fade away.  You know, sometimes you begin an outline and you get bored–the outline dies away.  So too does friendship and your heartbeat.  We sit on the long soul walk of goodbye, though the goodbye never lasts as long as life, and before we finish either, we are gone, and so are they. 

“Faith, I’ve stared out at the rain, and wondered if my life were worth it.  I’ve pined for a simpler past, when I was a wild and angry young man.  I’ve hated people because my lover did.  You know, you haven’t exactly been there for all of that, but you were there when I was dropped from Heaven, and you’ve held my attention.  But, just like night and dignity, good bye good bye good bye.”

I try to hold her hand, but she is not in the car with me.  The door did not open.  There is a note on the windshield.

You should have left long ago. 

But I am not ready, and–instant!–she is opening the door, and the note is gone.

“Did you bargain with yourself again?” Faith asks dubiously.

“Why are you described as asking a question dubiously?” I ask Faith-fully.

Faith Says…

October 20th, 2011 No comments

If you turn the dial on the little peg-doll, Faith says something.  I don’t know how she got that job, or why her career as an actor is better than mine, but her voice is there, and I bet she got paid big time for it.  The peg doll says things like:  1)  I love you Mommy; 2)  Don’t touch that peg-doll like that; 3)  Jupiter is a good month; 4)  Get up and go and obey the devil if you want to; and 5)  Dare you to dare me to dare you to kiss me.

Oddly, Faith does not own this doll.  She does not remember making the recording.

BUT it is her voice.  I swear it. 

Look I’ll shake the doll again.

look!

Shame

October 18th, 2011 No comments

Shame is so much more
Than a subtle feeling
Hiding behind the clouds
Of my eyes

It is as if
Every part of my being
That I can taste
That sense of my skin
The feeling of my nose
The tip of my voice
The curve of my walk
All of it
At once
Exposed, and suddenly
Distasteful
Awful
Bleeding
Red
And there is
No hiding
From how I
Feel my
Nose

My entire being
Covered in and emanating
Ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly

Thankfully
People here
Are nice

So it fades

One Mess y Request

October 17th, 2011 No comments

Why does
The joy
Go south

Fear
Not
Spoken

Of the wilderness
Of life

Face

October 16th, 2011 No comments

It appears
Every so often
That face I adored

Though now
I die less

Knowing
She’s
Gone

Faith on a Blanket

October 16th, 2011 No comments

I ask her:  “I wonder why I didn’t just tell him what to do?”

Faith is on a blanket.  That is what titles are for.  To tell you things like that.  The blanket is on some asphalt.  I’d love to tell you that Faith is at that protest, but sitting on the moon with masks on our head is not at all like that protest.  She told me that we are on the moon so I don’t try to kiss her, but that’s neither here nor there.  There not being Earth, but being the other side of your monitor.  And here being the other side of mine.  Not to belabor the metaphor or anything.  God, I’m tiresome.

I ask her:  “Do you think I gave up cruelty for lies?”

Faith stares at me warmly, though I could be mistaking that because it is hard to see her face through the glass of her moon helmet.

She says:  “You don’t have a ______ problem.  You have a scheduling problem.  You went to sleep.  Idiot.”

This, I think, is what makes snow fall. 

“Idiot.”

The Later Bastions of Silver Soap — Faith and Formulas

October 15th, 2011 No comments

Taking on a entire bastion on cultural cliches, Faith is born again, this time as a shepherd.  She has no sheep, but she carries a crook, and though her arms are of manly length, their berth is lacking a smidge.  She finds her way to the nearest rolling hilltop; she bangs the crook into the earth.  She stares off into the distance as if waiting for a phone call.  There are no phones here, though; the world of rolling green is not yet plugged in.  Even Faith’s Shepherd’s Phone does not work here; she hasn’t been able to charge up up up (up) for centuries. 

Oops.  I let that slip.  Yes, she’s been alive for centuries.  How is that possible?

Faith is a vampire.

Yes.  A vampire

Look at her eyes.  Yellow.  Look at her teeth.  Fangs.  Look at her skin.  Pale.  Look at her gait.  Wonky.  A vampire. 

BUT A VAMPIRE SHEPHERD? 

She sucks the blood of the sheep.

What is she doing?  Looking for sheep.  Why is she carrying the crook?  It is a disguise.  No one knows Faith is a vampire.  They think she is a shepherd.

But YOU know, don’t you?

The moral of the story:  don’t trust shepherds, and always question Faith, because she bites.

PS.  If you are a sheep, best be wary.

Faith Guts

October 13th, 2011 No comments

Waiting, Faith guts a fish.  Why?

She barks.  The dog nearby. 

Woof!

Why You SHOULDN’T Marry That Cowboy

October 12th, 2011 No comments

Yesterday a dear friend of mine spoke to me on the phone at length about her sister’s unfortunate situation.  It turns out that her sister is afraid of leaving her husband because she’s AFRAID THAT HE WILL KILL HER AND HER CHILDREN IF SHE DOES.  

He has a history of physical aggression.  When they were visiting my friend’s mother last week, he shoved her violently in front of the entire family because she did not get his FISHING POLE fast enough.  He had done that in front of the family before; way back when they were first married–as my friend noted, in their ‘honeymoon phase.’

My friend’s sister’s husband has guns.  Lots of them.  Are they locked up? No.  They are just lying around.  So are the many cars he owns.  My friend’s sister probably liked the idea of marrying a guy who likes guns and likes cars,  who left things like guns and cars lying around, because when she imagined that, her eyes like kind of lit up and she got all excited by something only she knows.

My friend’s sister is a college educated woman.  She was described to me as a woman who could get any guy she wanted.  She didn’t particularly like college, which is a shame.  But, the stories that are told about her and her boyfriends basically go something like:  Look at the ridiculous things she can get guys to do for her.  At the very least, she was charismatic, I suppose.  Still, I expect that someone who hated college would have had a better plan than “go to the wilderness and marry the guy with the guns.”

My friend’s sister returned to Wisconsin with her husband and her children this week.  Life goes on, I suppose; you get knocked around, but things always go back to normal.  She does not have her own bank account.  She does her husband’s job for him (doing the ‘paperwork’ for insurance claims adjustments), but does not get paid.  She lives in the basement of an unfinished house that he was going to fix by himself (very cowboy of him, no?), but never got around to fixing, though he regularly spends money on buying new cars with the cash that he gets in great wads every once in a while, oh, and I didn’t mention, but he has a lovely spending money at the bar habit too.  But I guess she thought that if she just returns home quietly, maybe everything will be alright for her.

My friend’s sister has three kids.  They too live in a basement in the wilderness.  They too live in a house with guns just lying around and a man who is violent.  But that’s why she likes him, right?  She CHOSE this life.  She wanted a cowboy who lived in nature who would get her pregnant and support the family so she could raise the kids all by herself and be happy.  She probably liked the idea of a manly man who shot off a few rounds of target practice every weekend and loved to drink beer–someone who liked cars, and could handle her roughly.  Someone who wasn’t flimsy and weak.

But, again, SHE IS AFRAID HER HUSBAND WILL KILL HER AND HER CHILDREN if she leaves him. 

But, what can she do?  She doesn’t have a job.  She doesn’t have any income.  If she tried to prove that she did half of his work, she wouldn’t have any pay stubs to show for it.  Oh, and what’s more, SHE IS AFRAID HER HUSBAND WILL KILL HER AND HER CHILDREN IF SHE LEAVES HIM.  So, there’s that.

Her mother married someone.  He ending up sleeping around.  She ending up divorcing him.  He’s dead now, and she has no money, because she never worked.

I know another woman.  Married a very rich and famous lawyer.  Stayed home as a homemarker.  Husband got herpes from a Japanese prostitute and brought it home.  Woman had to FIGHT FOR HER LIFE so she and her kids didn’t starve during the divorce, not to mention she didn’t know how to do things like, oh, I don’t know, EVERYTHING.

I know another woman.  Married a man.  Started a business with him.  Worked from home with him.  He brought ANOTHER WOMAN INTO THE HOUSE AND SEDUCED HER IN FRONT of the woman I introduced to you DURING WORK.  They were married at least 15 years I think.  Or 20.  She was a bit more prepared financially, but, ahem, hurts like hell to have someone do that in front of you.

In all of these cases, it does not surprise me that these women were attracted to the men who ended up half-ruining their lives.  The men were tough.  They were ambitious.  They were strong.  They were big.  They weren’t push-overs.  They were the top of their field.  They were powerful.  They were gruff.  They were MAN-LY.

And then they kept being MAN-LY.

So, the cowboy:  what makes him what he is is what makes him confused, cruel, and dangerous.  You don’t need someone with power over you.  It is OK to be the one in charge.  You’re strong enough to handle it.  You are strong enough to love all life.  If you must marry, then marry someone nice who you have an easy time talking to and negotiating with.  You might find him to be a pushover at times.  So what?  You are intelligent.  You should win intelligent arguments.  And when he rolls over, he is just being nice.  Thank him.  Love that.  Educated and generous people know how to give and receive.  They know how to compromise.  They know when to step back, and they know when to assert themselves.

I know that might not sound sexy, but if you do what I tell you, maybe you won’t have to fear for the lives of your children.

Dilemma for YouMe (not whether or not to paint Obama)

October 11th, 2011 No comments

What stands before you is not so much a choice as a difference in fogs.  They more or less overlap because you are still you no matter how badly you want to put on that suit or that uniform, and no matter how much you want to escape your life.  When you walk into the fog, you won’t be able to see the future any more than you can right now, and yet you are tasked with making the decision to move in a direction (or stay), ultimately being responsible for the direction you head, but ultimately changing nothing.

So, when one fog is just you more focused and a bit more committed, and the other is you as your old frightened habitual self, which do you choose?  Let me make the decision harder.  It sounds like the latter is the less appealing of the two, doesn’t it?  No one wants to be frightened.  No one wants to be habitual.  No one wants to be old.  But let me remind you that you are not able to tell the difference between the two states, because you are still you no matter if you drift left, right, up, down, in, or out.

You see, even though one fog is familiar to you, and flawed, the wisdom that you developed about that fog was OVER TIME, so you are comfortable with it.  You got used to it AND LATER figured out that it was bad.  Standing at the edge of some fogs, though, might feel a bit strange, and it might feel good to visit an old friend.  Like a cozy blanket, or a hot cup of something on a cold day, or ice skating, or something fun.  You might even find the return to what you lost as something erotic, exciting, and invigorating.  You might covet it like hell covets fire, and grab it like a viciously greedy child.  You might enter the fog in a run, thanking God that she gave you a second chance, and pretending that what you are leaving behind is deadly and chasing you even though you never once looked to see if that were true.

Yet when you look into that fog, your wisdom percolates.  You see the confusion there.  You see the fear.  You see the cruelty and hatred.  But, you know how to tickle it and make it laugh.  You know how to avoid its pain (for the most part).  You know how to make the best of it, how to have a good time, and how to include it in everything you do.  Suddenly you realize that your wisdom leads you right back to your desire, and you think that because one is the other, that you are right to return and that this time things will be different. 

You see the other choices you have.  They are all unfamiliar.  You cannot understand them.  You have a guess, but you know your guesses are usually wrong.  You have the feeling that you could be making a mistake, because you have nothing to go on.  There could be pain in there.  There could be unhappiness.  Certainly, you cannot confess to be a scholar of the unknown, nor a friend to it.  You cannot claim that you know how to make it laugh, nor avoid its violence.  When you consider moving in that direction, you find no friends, no comfort, no assurances, and no success.  You don’t know how to move there, what will happen if you go there, and who is waiting for you there. 

Moreover, while I’ve been describing this decision you have to make as if there were only two directions to go, you know that the fogs are intermingled.  For everything that you see that is familiar, it is completely unknown to you, and for every unfamiliar area, there is more familiarity than you imagine.  It becomes questionable whether or not you can move in any direction without moving in all other directions.  If you move up, you are moving right, left, down, diagonally, in, out, through time, out of it, and more, all at once. 

Yet, as our bodies move, so do our minds.  Sometimes our minds are better at separating the fogs–as I have done and undone with this writing–and will do the work that we wanted to do but could not do with any efficiency.  If we move toward what’s comfortable, we will just IGNORE what’s new; if we move toward the new, we will just IGNORE the old.  If we move, period, our minds will do the work they want, creating the reality they want to create, and shaping the fogs the way they want them to be shaped.  It is that that we see most of the time.  The shapes our minds have made.  The words our minds have projected.  The experiences our minds have labeled.

Who am I?  I am a man whose mind covets what’s familiar.  Yet, this morning, I realize that tendency is flawed for two reasons:  It will never get what it wants, and I know better.  So, am I then to move in the opposite direction?  That mind, too, will be disappointed.  There is no movement but movement everywhere.  There is no goal but all goals.

As if sitting in an unfamiliar space weren’t enough, contemplating it and finding that any effort, hell, all this effort, leads toward everything, and yet does not need to be done.

What then?  Sit and listen? 

It shall tell me nothing but the nature of the stories I am telling myself for no reason at all.  And nothing will have been done.

In the infinite indiscriminate fog, I run to and fro, trying to escape to a direction when there are no directions at all, and trying to define an experience when there are no definitions at all. 

All I wanted was an answer to this question:  should I follow through or not? and this is what I wrote.